



“Nice.” 


“Huh? My hair?” 
“Dude, something is wrong with me.” “Who are you?” 
“It’s me. Ivan.” “No, you’re not.” 
“Ah! You just got shorter.” “Believe me now?” 
“My clothes now?” 
“Wow, these are huge.” 
“What is happening to me?” 
“Oh! I think I know!” 

“I look like her.” 
“Maybe I can find a way to change back.” 
“Nope, that just made it worse.” 
“Can I try?” “Sure.” 
“Let’s see here…” 
“Nope, that didn’t work.” 
“Upgrade?” 
*processing* 
“Hey there, hot stuff.” 
“What are you doing?” “Just relax.” 


“I can’t believe I made out with my roommate.” 
“There’s got to be a way to change him back.” 

“Oh no, this isn’t good.” “What is it, babe?” 
“Please, no.” 
“My clothes! I think I’m transforming like you!” 
“My voice is even different.” 

“I look ridiculous.” 
*processing* 
“Hey, cutie.” 
“Want to, like, make out?” 
“Sure, I’m down.” 
“Ivan, I need my- Who are you?” 
“Ivan’s not here right now.” “But we are.” 
“Let’s play.”
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